Fashion Mistakes...

On Friday night I had to wait for my friend at the station and instead of grabbing a newspaper, I watched those that passed me by. As it was Friday evening, loads of people were rushing either home or on their way out. It is then that I realised that watching people has just turned into a whole lot more fun than before. With the current fashion being tight pants and the shortest possible skirt or pant you can find, it provides plenty to stare at. Have you, the fashion icon, ever considered, that if you are quite short, that a pair of high heels will never make you tall? It does make you look like a parrot on an ice rink, but not taller. For those of you who have been blessed with height, why on earth do you wear top of the range high heels? Do you have a full-length mirror? Or do you do it because Posh Spice does? (Honey, she has someone that dresses her and tells her when she looks crap. You, on the other hand, can make the same fashion mistake all your life with your friends laughing behind your back…) Have you seen the way you walk? A giraffe is more graceful my friend. Please, the next time you get ready for the night out, please find a full-length mirror, and have a look. Make sure you walk in front of it to assure yourself you do not look stupid. And those going for the tights and short pants please wear shoes that fit the outfit…